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    Son asked  his mother the following  question:     'Mom, why are wedding  dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and  replies:     'Son, this shows your  friends and relatives that your bride is  pure.'     The son thanks his Mom  and goes off to double-check this with his  father.     'Dad why are wedding  dresses white?'     The father  looks at his son in surprise and  says:     'Son,  all household appliances come in  white.'

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    An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

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