A dustman knocks on a door and there’s no answer, he waits a few minutes and knocks again, then after another minute a japanese bloke answers the door. “Harro” says the jap
dusman: where’s ya bin mate?
jap: I bin on the loo
dustman: no mate, where’s ya dustbin?
jap: yeah, I dustbin on the loo
dustman: no, no, mate, where’s ya wheelie bin?
jap: ok, ok, I wheelie bin ‘avin a w**k!